I genderbent Laverna and theres a fairy mating season now. So this is my love letter to Barbie: Fairytopia. bear with the hetero romance I promise it gets good.I dont write smut but it will get steamy.
Enchantress & Laverna (Barbie Fairytopia).
#BARBIE FAIRYTOPIA LAVERNA DOLL ARCHIVE#
#BARBIE FAIRYTOPIA LAVERNA DOLL MOVIE#
This movie has no real deep theme, it is just a really thoughtless, lame kid's movie made to sell Barbie products. Let me contemplate that while I litter and pour some bleach on the ground. Well, sure, if you want your kid to grow up to be a 50's-style housewife and fall to the pressure of superficial looks! Some people say this has a deep, environmental message. Some people say this is a great role model for kids. It's about as charming as someone's toe caught in a mousetrap. Some people say that this movie is charming, I beg to differ. This is Barbie, so of course she also meets a prince. Along the way, Elina meets that grotesque butterfly I mentioned having a toy of, Hue, who has the creepiest damned voice I've ever heard. Why doesn't she just buy some pesticides and spray what is killing the plants? The world may never know. Anyway, Elina, the pink girly fairy, notices all the plants are dying and she decides to go on a quest to find the culprit and to seek out a guardian fairy.
Not fungi, that would be way too scientific for us dumb girls to grasp! The directors obviously never heard of proper terminology before. Ruled by a witch named Laverna who has knocked out the queen of the faeries, god knows why, there are strange assassins and lackeys with elf ears and bad acne called Fungusses. Then as usual, the enemies of the nature-embracing, tree-hugging hippie faeries are the evil earth-hating antagonists. She has this weird purple and turquoise whatchamacallit as a pet, named - now hang on, this is creativity at its best - Bibble.sigh. It's Barbie, so that alone should have warned me right from the get-go that the main character would be a blonde ditz (not that blondes are dumb, most of my friends and I are blondes), and a girly-girl who loves pink, appears so thin she looks anorexic, and lives in a giant pink flower. As an adult, it's like getting high and falling into some surreal (and rather sexist) world of faeries and trolls. Well, guess what I found in my garage last night? The DVD! Okay, maybe I would have enjoyed this more if I were three years old. This film came out when I was a kid, and I remember the DVD came with this horrible toy I got, a huge plastic figurine of the giant butterfly with a human-like face. Well i guess that's when it's good to have appropriate movies to watch. It's not even safe for young children to be flicking through the channels at night. Well i guess they still make good movies now a days, not that there are that many. When you think about it maybe you should appreciate that not all movies are filled with violence and swearing. I'm not one for watching little kids movies but i guess if you're stuck in the car for two days with two little toddlers it's okay to watch Barbie movies or little kid movies. Fairytopia is a movie that i guess i would take on a car trip considering we have normally one or two days to watch movies. I'm not normally one for writing comments on movies but i guessed because i just watched it it would be okay to comment on it. Me personally am not very in to Barbie but when i have to watch my little sisters i play with them. It's not regularly I would watch Barbie movies but i don't mind watching this one occasionally. My little sisters got it for Christmas and the movie was pretty good.
The movie believe it or not was actually pretty good for a kids Barbie movie. My grandkids did get a lot of giggles over Bibble, though. The Barbie character had more expression & looked less like a plastic doll. The animation in Pegasus was far more lovely, IMO. I was totally disappointed in the animation in Fairytopia, the scenery could have been much more complex & beautiful. A better ending for my granddaughter than violent deaths such as the witches in Sleeping Beauty and The Little Mermaid. The villain got a satisfying comeuppance, but did not die in the Pegasus movie. I didn't really know what to say as she exploded into multicolored bits(?) We enjoyed the Pegasus movie MUCH more. old granddaughter was upset and asked me if she died. When the female villain got destroyed in Fairytopia my 3 yr. So similar that I'm sorry I bought Fairytopia. They are VERY similar in many respects - Barbie has an adorable animal sidekick, goes on a quest of sorts encountering & overcoming various perils, an evil villain with henchmen, otherworldly beings, etc.
After viewing the Barbie Pegasus movie, I bought this Fairytopia DVD due to its rave reviews on.
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